A passer by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step.
"I could'nt help noticing how happy you look.What is the secret of your such a long,happy life?"
"I smoke 4packets of cigarettes every day,"she said".
Before I go to bed I smoke a nice big joint.Apart from that ,I drink a whole bottle of wine every week and eat only junk food.
On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no excercise at all."
"This is absolutely amazing at your age.How old are you."
Asks the passer
"twenty four." she replies!!!
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